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| Posted By:
VB_JiNxXx
@ 06 April 2012 - 05:48 AM |
Well you are all probably wondering, ‘what the hell is going on in here?’ Well isn’t it obvious? If there is a news post going down and it’s got a weird title and it’s been posted by JiNxXx, then you know for a fact that it’s about new members into VB Clan!!!
Cause that is actually why we are here, we are here to celebrate the fact that I’m sitting here close to 5am retyping up something that took me 45minutes to type up and then I lost cause FF is retarded! Yep that’s right, I made the most epic post you could ever think of, and it was all lost. So here I am typing it up again, well, as much as I can remember anyway…
One thing is for sure though, the Power Metal is still blasting, I’ve got some food to keep me going and the thought of the sun coming up soon drives me onto finish this post! Also, the gif is there cause it fits the music I’m listening too.
And of course, this being one of my news posts, you can expect to see plenty of sexy gifs that will make you aroused. How aroused? Very aroused! That is why I am throwing down this warning now, all pictures in spoiler tags are going to be NSFW. So open them at your own peril, or pleasure. ;)
Right, so lets get down to business shall we, it's not everyday that I get to make one of these kinds of posts and the thought that I won't be doing one of these posts for quite some time does make me a bit sad.
But I can't be sad all the time! Because today is supposed to be a happy day, today we are accepting two new members into VB Clan and that is the cause for celebration, walls of text that make you go, "what the hell is Jinx smoking?" and sexy sexy gifs of women in pretty much, no clothing! Huzzah's all around!
And as I change the music from the power metal riffs of Dragonforce, to the Melodic Death styling of Children of Bodom I move onto the first new member that we are seeing join the ranks of VB!
When this player first approached VB, he was met with scorn , indifference and rejection. Though one cannot blame us, for he was indeed a strange man. He came seeking a home, but what he found was a hostile environment. He was shoved and pushed away and refused entry into the paradise that is VB.
For most, this would be the ultimate deterrent, but for this individual it gave him a yearning, a need to prove him self to the members of VB that he too could fit in, he too could be accepted as one of them.
So he traveled, he traveled across the stars and cosmos. He ran and ran and ran, always running, searching, looking for ways to better himself, to some how make himself desirable to the men of VB.
As he traveled across the blazon sky he realized that he was indeed a pain and a menace when he first approached VB. He reflected on his past behavior and laughed, he laughed so hard that the earth beneath his feet shook. But he realized something, he realized what he had to do and how he could prove himself to the men of VB that he too was worthy of their respect and comradeship.
He came out of the dust, he came wondering back to the place that rejected him, the place that threw him down and stepped all over him and he came back with his head held high. This new man approached the High Council of VB and begged for another chance, he yearned to prove that he was different, that he belonged, that he wanted to find a home where he truly belonged.
So the High Council granted his wish, on the condition that he prove himself to everyone far and wide, that he was worthy of the honor of being part of the clan. And so he set off, knowing that the journey ahead would be even tougher and more difficult then the previously taken one. The path was longer, it was narrow and it was on the back of a golden dragon snake thing. And there were golden clouds everywhere, and people flying around shouting something about a spirit bomb going off somewhere... But he ignored the ramblings and 5 episode screaming of characters as he walked the path, knowing that his end goal was almost in reach.
But then, right near the end, just around the corner, a wild UberArcher appeared. The traveler was shocked, he was disturbed and most importantly he was aroused. The UberArcher sensed this, and he knew that he had finally found someone who could pay the toll, the ultimate toll, the toll of breasts. For one must pay the toll if he is to pass and progress along the path to VB Member-hood.
So this traveler reached down, deep inside his folder and he brought forth, the boobs!
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The UberArcher was stunned, he had never seen such supple and glorious boobs, he was galvanized. It was too much, they were too soft, too bouncy and buoyant. In all they were perfect, too perfect, for he had only just finished gazing upon the beauties that his head started to melt! His eyes running out and down his cheek bones like candle wax!
The traveler was stunned, but at the same time, packed the gifs back into the Folder of Boobs and moved along, satisfied that the toll was payed, even if it cost the UberArcher his face.
As stepped into the Amber Shower of VB his body began to transform and a name flashed before his eyes, Alexyaay. "yes, that is my name" he thought. But then another voice roared over the shower of VB, "not anymore...from this day forth, you shall be known as VB_Alexyaay, welcome to VB Clan!" He was stunned, this man who had traveled so far and for so long had made it. He had arrived and was found worthy!
To celebrate his arrival the God of Hellfire deemed it worthy that one picture shall be shown to the mortals, a picture of utter magnificence.
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Now as you are all probably wondering, who is the other member that is being accepted today? Well come to think of it, none of you are probably thinking that, because I would hazard a guess that you all voted for this man to be accepted and thus you already know who the feck it is! I bet you're not even reading right now, you've probably looked at this thread, seen all the spoiler tags and are thinking to yourself, feck YES!!! BOOBS, GLORIOUS BOOBS!!!
Well, good for you! a pair of boobs a day keeps...uh...keeps.....what was it? Oh yeah, BOOBS!!!
It's a good thing that this thread is filled with boobs too, because this next story is going to shatter all that you hold dear. It's a story about pain, suffering and the biggest fisty cuff fight you have ever heard of. It all occurred to one man, or one animal should I say. This member has been traveling both time and space for eons, searching for a new home. Or was it burrow? Then again in his eyes they are the same, for as the wind blows and the sun rises, his nine tails flail in the wind, causing ripples in both time and space!
The story of the Fox is both a outrageous adventure and sad story, either way though it's going to be more loads fun to read then VB_Alexyaay's one! :p
The legend of the Fox is known through hundreds of cultures through out the universe. No one truly knows where the Fox originated, some say that he was found doing a barrel roll and that he enjoys doing even more barrel rolls, all we know is, he's some nine tailed Fox...
But in reality I actually have no idea who this man is, but it would seem that everyone else here at VB does, for they voted for him, they welcomed him with open arms and he accepted and that is why we are writing about him here today. But how is it that he came to VB, where did he come from? That story is here, now, for the stars have shown me the past and the torments that this Fox has gone through.
The origin of the Fox is lost in time, but what remains is his journey and his most famous battle that occurred during the height of the war, the war that encompassed the earth. We join our Fox in Egypt where he was trying to find a new home and place. But all he found was death and destruction and jackals. Jackals the like he had never seen, for this jackal was Anubis and his army of Anubites would block out the sun! It is said for eons Fox and Anubis were locked in a battle of the gods, a battle that could only be decided by Ultimate Fisty Cuffs! Blow after blow, century after century passed, but still their battle raged on. The heavens shook and the earth wept, but still these two immortal enemies battled.
As they battled the gods of the world looked on with disgust, until in the north in a land called Greece the father of all the gods (human ones anyway) Zeus called down to Osiris to end the endless Fisty Cuff battle, for it was devastating to behold! So Osiris intervened, only to fall prey to the power of Anubis. For Anubis had a secret alley, the master of animals Set had joined forces with Anubis after seeing Osiris enter the battle. For Set and Osiris were the oldest of enemies, even compared to Fox and Anubis! Set unleashed his plague army across the land! Everywhere the animals rose and marched to the sound of "hhhhhhzzzzzzzoooooooowwwwwwaaaaa", Elephants, Crocodiles, Gazelles, Giraffes and even Cranes rose to obey their master.
It was too much though, the animals swarmed over Osiris and started to gnaw on his flesh, Anubis and Set turned their full attention to Osiris and his cries of pain as he was tormented by the animal army. But as Osiris lay screaming in pain, the wily Fox saw a a way out, through a rip in time and space he escaped, he fled the never ending fisty cuff battle and fled down the passages of time for a new home, a home where he would be unmolested by the challenge of fisty cuffs. A place where he could find comradeship.
For eons the Foxy traveled around the universe, constantly searching for a place that he could call home.
Until one day... Hold on, end of the album, need to find something else to listen to while I finish this up. There we go, got some Prodigy on now, quite fitting as the light comes up it's 540 as I type this sentence.
Right so where was I? Ah yes, the Fox had finally found something, a whisper on the cosmic winds about a place where he could be free, a place where he could game, form friendships and spend the rest of his days with out having to have another fisty cuff battle for all his days. This magical sanctuary was called VB Clan and it was a place of that he was most relieved to find.
Fox spent his days frolicking on the 'battlenet', posting on the wall of all knowledge, known as a forum and getting to know these strange new people that made up the clan of VB.
It was then one day that he was asked by the High Councilor WhiplashJC if he would like to join the clan. The Fox was stunned, he was flabbergasted, he didn't think this day would come in all his years. But he had finally found a place to make his new burrow, a new home. And so it came to pass that Fox, the wanderer, the immortal fisty cuff battler became VB_Fox!
So join me, as we welcome to these two great new members to VB Clan!
VB_Alexyaay & VB_Fox
And as always, enjoy the gifs, for there are more to come!
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But then as we reach the very end of the post, I must admit that I am sad, for I feel that I will not be doing a post like this again for a while. Of course most of you will scream out in anger and despair, for there will be a distinct lack of clevage and boobs on the forums. But not to fear, for I feel that it won't be too long till we see the likes of these breasts again!
In the end, this is the only way I feel. :(
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| Posted By:
VB_WhiplashJC
@ 11 March 2012 - 09:28 PM |
In anticipation of the next tournament run by Rhu, the ladder is going to undergo some short term changes.
Starting tomorrow, the ladder is in fast mode. This means that challenges must be scheduled within a week and played within two weeks including current challenges. You must have a known play date and time in one week's time. If this doesn't happen admin decisions will be made harshly in favour of players scheduling properly.
How to schedule properly:
- Post when you are available generally in your first post in the scheduling thread. I challenge x is not an acceptable OP, it just wastes a cycle of read and reply.
- Suggest a specific playtime every post. This means a date and a time.
- Check the thread regularly.
The final positions at 11:59 PM on April 15 (after admin decisions) will be used to seed the tournament. The ladder will be closed during the tournament and the restarted at it's conclusion.
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| Posted By:
VB_JiNxXx
@ 21 February 2012 - 05:41 PM |
Yes, yes, welcome back young trainers, it's I, the only man who has the ability to yell at you when you're doing shyte wrong in the world...
Like riding your bloody bicycle indoors, I just love screaming at those damn kids, THAT'S NOT THE TIME TO USE THAT!!!
ahem, excuse me, now, you, what are you? A boy or a Girl and what is your name again? Because I'm confused...
Something that I'm not confused about is Pokemon, and in my lack of being confused by confusion ray I have discovered 3 new species of Pokemon! I know, very exciting!
So, break out your Pokedex and let me sync them up with the new information about these Pokemon.
The first Pokemon we are going to look at is the elusive Dragon type Drannath. This Pokemon usually found in dark isolated caves, likes to use something called a 'computer' to play video games while chugging down Super Potions to keep his health up. This majestic Pokemon has been lurking around on my radar for quite some time, but I have never been able to study it properly enough to include into my Pokedex, but now I have been able to finally catalog this Pokemon and it is officially included. The first of the new entries to the Pokedex, VB_Drannath
The second Pokemon that I'm going to be showing you all today is a Ghost type known as Inter. Known for lurking in one location, but not the other, this Pokemon likes to hang around strange places that sell things other then Pokemon supplies. I think you young people call them electronic entertainment devices...
Anyway, as I was saying, this Ghost type is hard to see and find, but when he does come out, he comes out like a gay man at a gay bar. So because of this, I am including him into the Pokedex as VB_Inter
The third and last newest entry into the Pokedex is the one and only cousin of the rodent Pokemon Pikachu, Nikachu. This Electrical type Pokemon, looks exactly like Pikachu, only it shoots out blue lightning instead of yellow lighting. Wait a second...this could be the fecking surfing Pikachu that everyone was screaming about back in the 90's...my god...I've done it! I've cracked the mystery of the surfing pikachu with out having to talk to that bastard in Veridian City that teaches me how to catch Pokemon and I didn't have to surf on the side of Cinnabar Island.
So, right, back on track with the discovery of this blue lighting Pikachu, called Nikachu, I've decided to add this into its own entry in the Pokedex under the name VB_Nikachu.
Right you young kids, I hope you were all paying attention, because if you weren't, so help me I'll whisper in your ear all day and night about how you shouldn't do this, and that and....HEY STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF I'M TALKING HERE!
That's it, I'm going, screw you young kids and all your exploring. I'll be back later to tell you about more Pokemon discoveries when I discover them.
PROFESSOR OAK, AWAY!!!!!!!!!
and here's some gifs for you...
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| Posted By:
VB_WhiplashJC
@ 20 February 2012 - 02:50 PM |
Hi all. As we now have 40 members, we've decided to move to an invite only recruitment model.
Invite only does not mean that we aren't accepting quality members, or that the time it takes a quality potential member to join will necessarily be longer than before. Invites will still be subject to the approval of the entire clan.
Current applicants will still be dealt with under the old system, and the applicant ladder will be removed once applications are complete.
If you are looking to join, please read the updated How to Join topic. A great way for us to notice you is to compete in our weekly VB Opens.
Also if you see any out dated recruitment info please let me know so I can change it. Thanks!
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| Posted By:
VB_JiNxXx
@ 03 February 2012 - 12:43 AM |
Tonight as we sat in the VB chat channel, something strange happened, we (which really means, me) started to start saying the first line of dialogue from 90's kids shows, and then I let other people in the channel finish the dialogue to see if they bloody well remember it.
You know what I found out? THEY DON'T KNOW FECK ALL BOUT THE 90'S!!!!
This of course made me a very sad panda, a very very sad panda...
So in order to celebrate the acceptance of 2 new members to VB, we shall celebrate by having a huge flashback to the best shows of the 90's. well my favorite that is. Because screw you all! :ph34r:
Captain Planet!
Power Rangers!
Hey Arnold!
Invader Zim!
Now that you have a nostaglic boner beyonds the likes you ever seen, lets get down to business, and by business I mean who the hell we are letting into the clan now!
The first man to come along, has literally been hanging around the VB chat channel for god knows how long, I remember seeing him atleast 5 months ago sitting in the channel and even vs'ing him on the ladder, but he never replied to me. :(
But now, he has gone through the trial period, he's been active, shown that he is well liked and hell, everyone is obviously ok with him being around, so why the hell not let him in ey?
It is my pleasure to announce that the Trial member Everion be promoted to the full rank of VB_Everion! Welcome to the clan mate, now, give me all your fecking money or ill kill you with my amazing chicken that I had for dinner, it's chili will make you burn, BURN!!!
uh..huh...right, so back on track, how about some more videos?
Pokemon!
Digimon!
X-Men!
Batman The Animated Series!
You know what's funny about all these videos and such that I've posted. I have nearly everyone of these shows on one or another HDD....
Oooooooook, lets get back to who else is getting into the prestigious clan that is VB. This time around we are only taking in 2 members, and since I have already stated that VB_Everion is getting in, that means that there is only one more slot. Shocking I know!
The final member hasn't been around as long as the others, but he has shown us one thing. He can bloody well fecking spam the forums up something fierce! Saying that, I think you all know who I am talking about here.
It is the one and only, the man in the post(count), Davidbloop. He came here looking for a clan, what he found was a forum board with a shyte load of subforums and categories in which he could spam to his hearts delight. Nah I kid, I kid, he can do more then just post and contribute to the forum side of the clan. And that in part is why we are letting him into VB. Davidbloop has been as active on Battle.net as he has been on VBClan forums and that is why everyone has agreed to make him a fully fledged member. So, let us welcome VB_Davidbloop!
Well I guess that does it for now, to all that are still with me reading this news post, I congratulate you, and for your steadfastness and attention to detail, here is something that I am sure you will all like with gusto. ;)
:vbrox2:
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